I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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