if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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