When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
