butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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