Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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