The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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