Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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