it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
