you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
not ubering you a puppy
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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