Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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