arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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