The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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