I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode