News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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