I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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