Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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