David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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