after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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