Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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