i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize