these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
