Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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