I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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