he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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