these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to have your abortion
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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