I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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