Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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