i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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