eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
