New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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