Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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