I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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