You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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