and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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