he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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