just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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