How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
