I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm having to shit out rocks
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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