Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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