We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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