Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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