can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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