hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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