Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
