the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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