I only kidnapped one of them. chill
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well you can't waste a boner
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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