sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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