I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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