At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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