it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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