Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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