watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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