she smelled like a LAN party
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So many bounce houses so little time
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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