C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love having hate sex.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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