is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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