do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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