if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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