yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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