i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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