Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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