we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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