I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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